disappointingpopsiclejokes:

Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

plantvibes:

cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person

(via swagrez)

legalwifi:

this was probably one of the saddest moments of my childhood

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(via ruinedchildhood)

xld:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

(via iwasrepeals)

villainery:

awwww-cute:

What can I get for you?

4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds

kodmaeda:

rainy weather and thunder doesn’t make me gloomy at all it’s more like, fuck yeah this is my kingdom of darkness and i’m the queen

(Source: wrcraft, via madselfiegame)

bl-ushed:

being too lazy to breathe will probably be the cause of my death tbh

(via acomas)

captainsisko:

im a putlocker man at heart but sometimes you just gotta settle for gorillavid

(Source: parmachkai, via succeeding)

seedy:

what is the actual purpose of fingernails other than to paint them pretty colors and claw out the eyes of your enemies

(via distraction)

lame-waves:

i want to wear your hoodies and stay up talking about the universe with you until 3 am and i want to hold your hand and kiss your face and hug you when im sad and have marathons of our favourite shows.

(via fatalityflawed)

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